no !  I overslept ! I'm late ! For my nap.
噢!不!我又睡过头了!我又迟到了,赶不上打盹的时间了.
Money is not everything ,There's Mastercard and visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
One should  love animals,they are so tasty .                      
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们都很好吃
Save water ,shower with your girlfrield.
节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Love the neighbor ,but  don't get caught.
要用心爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every unsuccessful man , there  is  a woman ,  And ,behind ,every unsuccessful man ,there are two .每个成功的男人背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人背后都有两个.
Every man should marry ,After all ,happiness is not the  only thing  in life .
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福毕竟不是生活中唯一的东西.
The wise never marry ,And ,when they marry  they become  othewise.
聪明的人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难在聪明起来.
''Your future depends on your  dreams ."So go to sleep .
现在的梦想决定你的将来"所以,还是再睡一会吧.
''Hard work never killed anybody .''But why take the risk ?''
"努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过,我不会冒险用自己去证明.
The more you learn ,the more you know .The more you kno-w ,the more you forget .  The more you forget  , the less you know .So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多.知道的越多,忘记的越多忘记的越多知道的越少.如此,有何必去学?
A little ego goes nowhere .
自我太小成不了气候.
I'm not messy ,I'm organizationally challenged !
我并不是凌乱不堪,我只是在条理方面受到挑战而已.
If you want to appear smarter ,hang around  someone  stupi-der.
要想显得聪明些,整天和笨人呆在一起.
Odie ,Let's talk effort versus return here ,You know , you can still lead a pointless life without all that running  around.
奥蒂,我们谈谈努力与回报的问题吧,要知道,你用不着那样无头苍蝇似的奔来跑去,也一样能过上毫无意义的生活.
This is it ,I'v reached the pinngcle of laziness and gluttony ....How depressing .There's no place to go after  you've reache-d the top.
就是那么回事，我已达到了懒惰与贪吃的顶峰....真没劲．一旦你达到了顶点就再也无处可攀了
I'm hungry ,Therefore I am.
我吃故我在
His I.Q. is so low you cannot test it . You have to dig for it  .
他太弱智了,你根本无法测试他的IQ,你只能挖掘.
Children in backseats cause  accidents ,Accidents in backse-ats cause  children .
后排座位上的小孩回生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩．

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