2008-11-19 15:29
wxback
小偷的精神
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN>回，我上车，除了坐车的<SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN>块钱什么都没带。从起点站坐到终点站，自我感觉一路平静。但是在终点站下车时，发现裤子里多了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>一个大人出门一个子都不带，丢不丢人啊。<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p><FONT color=#000000> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>2</SPAN>回，我揣了个破钱包，里面装了<SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN>毛钱。到了终点站后，发现钱还在，钱包里被塞了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>我们不是乞丐，请不要侮辱我们的职业，谢谢。<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>3</SPAN>回，我还是揣破钱包，里面装了<SPAN lang=EN-US>100</SPAN>块假钞。到了终点站后，发现钱仍然还在，钱包里被塞了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>私藏大面值假钞是违法行为，请自觉去相关部门上交，谢谢。<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>4</SPAN>回，我拿了个信封，里面装了叠过期的家居杂志。到了终点站后，发现信封还在，拿出报纸一看，被换成了一张纸，上面写着WWW.XIAOTOU.COM，外带<SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN>句：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>现在是信息时代，及时更新信息，才能跟上时代！<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN>回，我在衣兜里放了个玩具手机。到了终点站后，手机仍在，多了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>请不要开此玩笑影响我公司正常工作，谢谢。<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>6</SPAN>回，我拿了把玩具手枪插在腰上。到了终点站后，发现枪不见了，裤腰里被塞了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>最讨厌你们这些抢劫的，一点技术含量都没有！没收作案工具！<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 </FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第</FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">回，我正准备上车，结果人太多没挤上去。正等下一班车的时候，我一摸口袋，发现多了<SPAN lang=EN-US>20</SPAN>快钱，还有张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>大哥，干我们这一行的整天风吹日晒的也不容易，敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>20</SPAN>块钱，您想去哪打车去吧，请您别再整我们了！<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN>回，我上车，除了坐车的<SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN>块钱什么都没带。从起点站坐到终点站，自我感觉一路平静。但是在终点站下车时，发现裤子里多了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>一个大人出门一个子都不带，丢不丢人啊。<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>2</SPAN>回，我揣了个破钱包，里面装了<SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN>毛钱。到了终点站后，发现钱还在，钱包里被塞了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>我们不是乞丐，请不要侮辱我们的职业，谢谢。<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>3</SPAN>回，我还是揣破钱包，里面装了<SPAN lang=EN-US>100</SPAN>块假钞。到了终点站后，发现钱仍然还在，钱包里被塞了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>私藏大面值假钞是违法行为，请自觉去相关部门上交，谢谢。<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>4</SPAN>回，我拿了个信封，里面装了叠过期的家居杂志。到了终点站后，发现信封还在，拿出报纸一看，被换成了一张纸，上面写着WWW.XIAOTOU.COM，外带<SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN>句：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>现在是信息时代，及时更新信息，才能跟上时代！<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN>回，我在衣兜里放了个玩具手机。到了终点站后，手机仍在，多了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>请不要开此玩笑影响我公司正常工作，谢谢。<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第<SPAN lang=EN-US>6</SPAN>回，我拿了把玩具手枪插在腰上。到了终点站后，发现枪不见了，裤腰里被塞了张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>最讨厌你们这些抢劫的，一点技术含量都没有！没收作案工具！<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。 </FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#000000>第</FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">回，我正准备上车，结果人太多没挤上去。正等下一班车的时候，我一摸口袋，发现多了<SPAN lang=EN-US>20</SPAN>快钱，还有张纸条：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>大哥，干我们这一行的整天风吹日晒的也不容易，敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>20</SPAN>块钱，您想去哪打车去吧，请您别再整我们了！<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>小偷公司敬上<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
[[i] 本帖最后由 fredluimby 于 2008-11-21 13:06 编辑 [/i]]
2008-11-19 20:30
wangyan820411
现在小偷也太牛逼了
2008-11-20 10:22
天天睡沙发
这个广告很有技术含量。。。题目就给了LZ自己一个巴掌。。。经典。。。[em70]
2008-11-20 11:36
幻觉
楼上的MM观察力还不错哦，我也发现了。呵呵[em24]
2008-11-20 15:48
陈小包
你们都嘿不错。。。[em20] [em24]
2008-11-20 15:51
陌上桑
真难为你们了哦小偷公司~~~~[em20]
2008-11-21 11:39
狂狂
小偷公司智商这么高的话，我们就惨了~
2008-11-21 13:01
拉斐儿
呵呵·~楼主还是来编辑下吧！论坛是不能有外网链接广告的！
2008-11-23 10:39
杨柳一
经典~~~
2008-11-28 10:09
咩喵喵
[em70]
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